Archive for May 7th, 2008
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Yesterday my owner called me. I was sitting on the fridge minding my own business, overlooking things from my favorite post. “Not coming down” - I told him with an indifferent look. “Come on Peapod, come here” he said. “Which part of NO don’t you get, bozo. I’m comfortable right where I am. Not coming down!” This went on and on and on. What is it about people? When will they learn that we are not dogs? We don’t come running, we don’t do best friends, lets play, take me for a walk, rub my stomach and all that childish bullshit. We are not here for your entertainment people! We are here to look beautiful. So let us do our jobs.
Thank You, Peapod
