Archive for May 13th, 2008
Hey cats - give this to the people who think are your “owners”
“Because I’m only human, it’s sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature that my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help to somehow understand
The subtle implications of each proud meowed command
Oh, let me not forget that chairs were put on earth to shred
And what I like to call a lap is actually a bed
I know it’s really lots to ask but please, oh please, take pity
And though I’m only human, make me worthy of my Kitty!!!”
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Usually I mind my own business. But yesterday my family was eating dinner and the smell of the roasted chicken was driving me crazy. Unlike our dog, I’m small and quiet so I can creep up to the table without being noticed. So up I go on an empty chair, and I just sit there for a while looking totally bored with everything. But the smell of the chicken…. oh boy….So, when they are all deep in conversation I slowly climb up and sit on the edge of the table. Again, the trick is to look like the farthest thing from my mind is their stupid chicken. I really don’t care what’s on the table - I’m just here for a social call. You all should be grateful that I gave up my nap to come and sit with you….. Until someone feels sorry for me and gives me a piece of chicken. SUCCESS!!!
Here are some good ones:
- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- When a mouse laughs at a cat there is a hole nearby.
- If cats could talk - they wouldn’t.
- I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
