Archive for May 15th, 2008
Uh…hello…can someone please get me a bigger basket?
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I’m not feeling very well today. I noticed that I’m really thirsty all the time, that I started drinking like a camel and peeing like…. someone who pees a lot. My appetite is also not that great and I feel exhausted. I know what you think - I am about a hundred years old, so what if I’m tired? But I’ve been feeling great up until now. My family always said that i would live forever…. bury them all…. (who wants to do that? sounds like too much work).
Anyway - maybe its just a flu. I’ll wait a few days before I start thinking about the dreadful car ride to the dreadful vet.
I’m going to sleep now. I will keep you posted on my condition…
This morning I felt really hungry so I started following my “owner’ around the house meaouing as loud as I could. She kept on looking at her watch saying “No, Peapod, its not yet TIME for your meal”.
OK I want to talk about this stupid human invention called time. What is time?
The past is just a whole bunch of memories, and the future is no more than fantasies (YES! I fantasize about my next meal!!!), and worries (another useless human invention).
Think about this: if there were no humans in the world. Not one. Just animals and plants and trees…. would anyone be asking what time is it? Would anyone be saying its not yet time for your next meal? What is this crap?? NO! Nature doesn’t care about time. In nature there is no past or future. Only NOW! So, I say - give me food now!!
I am an old cat. When I was a baby I lived with a bachelor in the city. He used to order Chinese takeaway for both of us. That was cool. Then he gave me to a friend who lives in the country. It took me a few days to get used to the place, I even disappeared for about 48 hours, but now I really like it. I am all black except for a white apron and gloves. Save the penguin / butler jokes. I’ve heard them all!
I am not what you would call a typical cat. I don’t like sitting on people’s laps, i don’t like to be held, except by two people in the family. They don’t let me sleep in the house because I wake them up at 3 a.m. to go out. I have a very short temper and when I am not handled with care I bite and scratch (really hard). So, most people are afraid of me, including some members of the family, which is fine with me. Less hassle.
That’s it for today, need to take a nap. More about me tomorrow…
