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Does Your Cat Own You? Part I

• Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
• Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
• Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
• Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
• Do you think it’s cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
• Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
• Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
• Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
• Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
• Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
• Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
• Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
• Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
• Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
• Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
• Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
• Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
• Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa’s lap? Does your cat sign the card?

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