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Does your cat own you - part II
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Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
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Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
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Do you microwave your cat’s food? Prepare it from scratch?
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Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won’t disturb the sleeping cat?
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At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
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Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
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Does your cat “insist” on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
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Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet’s pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
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When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
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Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
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When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
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