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Lazy Reezo’s Clog
 

Everything I know I learned from my cat - part II


It’s ok to wear the same things everyday.
Sleeping is very underrated, … as is stretching.
Never crack your knuckles.
Grooming requires a serious time commitment.
Remember to wash behind your ears, in between your toes and under your arms.
Keep your nails trimmed and hair clean.
Pee without getting any on your feet.
Eat when you’re hungry, when you’re not hungry, play with your food.
If you don’t see it, ask for it.
Counters are the best place to sit in a kitchen.
Show some discretion.
Don’t burp in public.
Have no qualms about sharing a plate of food, or eating leftovers.
Drink milk.
Try not to obsess about cholesterol.
Be hard to leave.
Notice squirrels, investigate shadows, and chase butterflies.
Make your own hours.
Shred all documents.
Money is only paper.
Be curious.
Get to know people in high places, somehow.
Don’t be afraid to take chances.
Take a moment to recover your dignity, but don’t dwell on the past too much.

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