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The lighter side of cats
It seems that my esteemed colleagues have each marked his and her territory in this blog. Peapod is the philosopher and Samba is all warpped up in her diabetes (no offense samba - I hope you feel better!). So, someone has to LIGHTEN UP the mood around here, guys! It’s a tough job but someone has to do it, right? OK then, anyone has a good cat joke?
- Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
- What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
OK - these are pretty bad, I agree. Let’s see, how about:
Lenny went on vacation and asked Bobby to watch over his house. About a week later, Lenny calls home and asked “How’s my cat?”.
Bobby hesitated and sadly told Lenny his cat died.
“What?! You shouldn’t have broke the news to me like that! You should have done it slowly. The first time I called, you should have told me he was on the roof. The second time I called, you should have said there was no way to get him down. The third time I called, you should have told me that you tried to get her off the roof, but she fell down and died,” explained Lenny.
Bobby apologized and went about his day.
About a week later, Lenny called again and asked “How’s my Granny?”.
There was a long silence and then Bobby replied. “Well, she’s on the roof.”
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