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Top 10 signs your cat is overweight
- Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
- No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
- Cat door so large it needs a garage door opener.
- Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
- Only catches mice that get trapped in its gravitational pull.
- Enormous belly keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
- Has more chins than lives.
- Always lands on her spleen.
- Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
- Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
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May 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
If you have more than one pet home often times when one cat goes to the food bowl the other(s) will follow. Kittens