Archive for June 1st, 2008
Avoid dogs whenever you can. Remember…Cats are poetry in motion. Dogs are gibberish in neutral.
- Anonymous
Buy a dog a toy, and he’ll play with it forever. Buy a cat a present, and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Anonymous
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
- Jean Burden
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- No Heaven will ever Heaven be unless my cats are there to welcome me.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
- If God created man in his own image, you’ve got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat?
