I am an old cat. When I was a baby I lived with a bachelor in the city. He used to order Chinese takeaway for both of us. That was cool. Then he gave me to a friend who lives in the country. It took me a few days to get used to the place, I even disappeared for about 48 hours, but now I really like it. I am all black except for a white apron and gloves. Save the penguin / butler jokes. I’ve heard them all!
I am not what you would call a typical cat. I don’t like sitting on people’s laps, i don’t like to be held, except by two people in the family. They don’t let me sleep in the house because I wake them up at 3 a.m. to go out. I have a very short temper and when I am not handled with care I bite and scratch (really hard). So, most people are afraid of me, including some members of the family, which is fine with me. Less hassle.
That’s it for today, need to take a nap. More about me tomorrow…
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