IF you’re undecided about getting a cat or a dog…Here are some reasons why CATS OF-COURSE!!!
- Cats rule. Dogs drool.
- Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they’re horny.
- Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
- In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner’s choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
- Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won’t even let you throw them.
- Cats let you kick them when you’re stressed out.
- Cats will wait until you’ve read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
- Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.
- No one has ever had to “Beware of the Cat.”
- Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others’.
- Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
- Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
- Why do you think they call it “Dog Breath?”
- Garfield. Odie.
- Enough said.
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I just figured something out about dogs. maybe not all dogs but some. There’s this big dog that lives nearby, if he sees a cat on the move he barks like crazy and chases after it, but the other day he walked passed me, and I’m too big and fat to run so I just sat there daring him to do something to me. To my surprise the dog just looked at me and walked by, pretending he didn’t care. Ha! The bigger the mammal the less it stands behind its bark. Well, if I stop writing this blog one day - you’ll know that I met a different kind of dog and that my trick didn’t work.
Here are some of my favorite cats and dogs sayings:
My motto: No matter what you did, try to make it look like the dog did it.
Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.
Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
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